Job interview
  • Interviewer: What are three words that describe you?
  • Me: Boss Ass Bitch





unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather, via wanksclub)

stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

(Source: stability, via bubble-boobie-deactivated201407)




burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

(via peoplemagazine)