Hell is Empty

Sharon. NJ. Waiting to start my life.


when you see bae is talking to someone hotter than you image

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The Logic of Tea
  • Hot tea: Mmh
  • Iced tea: Mmh
  • Room temperature tea: Bleaughakldhsaj


party planner: how do you want to make your entrance?

me: image

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imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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  • Cashier: That'll be $17.67
  • Me: *hands over $20*
  • Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS


"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body

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is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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